Us den mothers were very excited to have a new lady come and dance with us last night. She told us that she couldn’t dance whatsoever. “You’ll fit right in!” we told her.
“No, seriously, when I dance it’s like a trainwreck.”
Well, it may have been her first time, but I didn’t see any trainwreck. She rocked it just as hard as your den mothers–perhaps harder? If her dancing was a “trainwreck”, I told her, the train cargo was magical rainbows and unicorns, and the collision only released said items with glitter and sparkles and maybe some Skittles too. I imagine such an event to look a little like this:
Okay, I forgot the Skittles. But anyway, I digress.
Kudos to my den-mother-in-crime, Michele, for busting out the tunes as DJ G Funk. Despite our small numbers, we still steamed up the windows. Okay, we had a little help from the air conditioner not working up to snuff. Perhaps the A/C was busy dancing up a sweat too? We may never know.
Tune in next week, ladies, as yours truly, DJ Reaction, will celebrate her birthday with a mix of some of her favorite tunes! Come help her usher in year — in style! Until then, though, peek your eyes through your hands to look at this hot mix! So incredible, it’s almost scary!